Be a Bee

Busy busy bustling about. New job, new classes, films and films and films. Paying for internet, duct tape bike seats, rooting for the yankees. Shit is new and exciting.

I realized today that my current job, costumed entertainer who waves at people and hugs chitlins, is by far the most gratifying job I've ever had. I'm making people smile without saying a word. All I have to do is look like an idiot in a shrimp suit.

If you like music and the movie HOOK..

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Twitter Bird

Tight

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It's not about grammar.

I don't think anyone was ready for the whirlwind of shit this summer kicked up. So many unfortunate things have happened already and August hasn't even begun yet. This is not a funny anecdote or a clever quip. This is a serious message to appreciate everything that is going right for you at the moment and to not take advantage of anything. I mean it, love love love, appreciate, give thanks, love some more, and then give a big fat kiss to the person next to you. This is real life, not the gossip girls.

T.O. apologizes

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Wah Wah

I'm done whining about shit. I'm a grown-ass man. I'm gonna make something for myself. I'm gonna be a stay-at-home dad. I already got a sweet name picked out for a boy...Jack Leonardo. Pretty sweet right? Yeah, I know.